Allred's Law

Just now Neal has sent along this definition of "Allred's Law",♠  a definition based upon, apparently, observation:

Allred's Law:  As feigned Leftist outrage grows louder, the probability of Gloria Allred using it to be-clown herself approaches 1.

Corollary to Allred's Law:  When Allred be-clowns herself, the feigned Leftist outrage has run its course.

Gee, I sure hope the Corollary is correct.

Regards  —  Cliff

♠  As in Lawyer Gloria Allred.  A Philly girl.