You Have to Go

For John, BLUF:  The Loo.  Nothing to see here; just move along.

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You know you are a Lowell "Blow-in"

When you ask for the Necessarium and you get a blank stare.

If you have a slightly desperate look on your face the person you are asking may quickly figure it out and direct you in the proper direction.

Regards  —  Cliff