For John, BLUF: It appears we are not solving problems related to race. Nothing to see here; just move along.
From The Babylon Bee, 29 May 2020.
Here is the lede plus one:
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence.I appreciate the great and innovative humor here, but at some point we need to address the failure of civil government leadership that led to this rioting. Not the failure in leadership that led to the death of Mr George Floyd. The failure in leadership that resulted in thousands being so alienated their only redress was rioting.Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he caught fire. Finally, in a last-ditch effort to get selected for one of the riot squads, he filmed a workout video and sent it to various protester organizations but hadn't heard back as of publishing time.
Hat tip to the InstaPundit.
Regards — Cliff
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