For John, BLUF: Not everything called a rose smells as sweet. Nothing to see here; just move along.
Here I am, sitting in the Parking Lot of the Hanscom Air Force Base Base Exchange, eating a plain bagel with cream cheese. I realize that the Dunkin Donut version of Cream Cheese does not taste like Philly, and isn't as good.
I wonder why that is?
Regards — Cliff