For John, BLUF: There are some things one just doesn't do in tony neighborhoods. Nothing to see here; just move along.
Nanny of the Month is going out of business, but doing it with a big splash. In East Hampton (Long Island) Police shut down Jerry Seinfeld's Lemonade Stand.
I am hoping this is a fake, but I fear it isn't.
Hat tip to the InstaPundit.
Regards — Cliff