My question is, who from Lowell is traveling all the way to Halifax for the nuptials, besides the couple? Canada is our neighbor, and Halifax is a friend of Eastern Massachusetts, but it is 700 miles away. So, who from here is going to travel that distance to help celebrate this union of two people?
UPDATE: I am now in DEEP trouble with the Editor, and may never get a newspaper job, since I extrapolated the fact that he got an invitation into the non-fact that he might be going, which he is not. And be it noted that she has NEVER made cookies for the Editor. I am hanging my head in shame, although it is not, I am sure, my first Blogging error. My apologies to the Editor.