For John, BLUF: It is the Babylon Bee, but is it any more wrong than The Washington Post. Nothing to see here; just move along.
From The Babylon Bee, 20 March 2020, with Contribution by Mr Michael Cunningham.
Here is the lede plus two:
MUSKETVILLE, MA—Authorities have been trying to figure out what party is responsible for the coronavirus, and they've finally found the culprit: local woman Sarah Hutchins, who prayed a few months ago that her husband, Bill, would stop watching sports all the time.Since the Media and Woke scolds tell us we can't suggest China as the culprit, this makes as much sense as any.
According to experts, the woman's prayer went up to the Lord, who granted it by causing a global pandemic that canceled all sporting events for the near future.
"It's kind of one of those monkey's paw situations," said medical researcher Dr. Grant U. Healey, who must have been referring to The Simpsons. "Her prayer was granted, but at what cost?"
Hat tip to the InstaPundit.
Regards — Cliff