For John, BLUF: Total freedom from crime means totalitarianism. Nothing to see here; just move along.
Writer Eric Scheie, writing in Classical Values, gives us "Beria would be envious".
Of course you need to know who Lavrentiy Beria is. Odds are, you don't. Think of the worst secret police chief you ever heard of. Now cube that.
The take-away Beria quote:
Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.Hat tip to the InstaPundit.
Regards — Cliff